dulect:

can we start a petition to ban perez hilton from existing 

humorous:

comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

kingcheddarxvii:

mr-radical:

kingcheddarxvii:

When my grandfather was a young boy he would ride a goat to school every day. Why can’t people do that anymore? Because thanks to technology like cars goats are extinct

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Thank you Ms. Sakurai, but what can you do? Goats are exinct

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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